We at Problemsolvers have made all our machines ourselves, and only we are cabaple of operating these very complex inventions. Here some photos of them and us in action.

Here you see Rasmus Albertsen Ottosen putting our patented Spirilator™ in an enrichment-fluid

Rasmus Albertsen Ottosen with the famous POLAR-MOHR standard 72™ which saved the life of the Dalai Lama in 1997. The Dalai Lama was visiting Greenland promoting his new book about alcoholism, when a chinese agent disgused as an native Greenlander atempted to give the Dalai Lama poisoned whale intestents. But we at Problemsolvers always put all of Dalai Lamas non-pork food through the POLAR-MOHR so the poison was neutralised. We tried to let the Greenland police handle the arrest of the agent.

Problemsolvers™ at work

Rasmus Albertsen Ottosen with the DNA adjuster. This helps people who has had an overdose of vegetables, and havn't had enough pork.

Rasmus Albertsen Ottosen moving the new prototype SARGE-9™ which is a container for the animals we do harmless tests on. With this new invention it is possible to keep the small helpless animals in a state of indifference to the tests. We as humans are blessed with the power to rule animals, and we must use that power or become as worthless as the animals

 

Rasmus Albertsen Ottosen can easely handle the POLAR-MOHR™

SARGE-9™ is ready for animaltests, and animals can finally become useful. Problem solved.

The x-ray gun Xexox 3000™ is a supereffective way of x-raying anything you can think of. Fx we x-rayed Michael Jackson once. His monkey then punched him in the face for some reason.

Being a genius is not an easy job. We try to keep track of all our thoughts about important things. In the wrong hands these books could fx stop global warming!

Johan Wik working with severel machines at the same time: notice our Braincooler™ above his head. As this photo was taken Johan Wik completed the AIDS/Rice Theses - which has since revolutionised the understaning of AIDS (which really comes from eating to much rice). Of course the sience society is not ready to fully understand this yet and calls us crazy.

Johan Wik showing where the generators for our Atom-cleaner™ is located, in one of our labs. When the atoms have been cleaned they are used in all of our work and is therefore one of are most precious inventions. We made it in 1993 when we had a need for cleaner atoms. The atoms are afterwards stored in the white Atom-containers™ you see on the floor. To keep the atoms fresh we add some eucalyptus - and then some Danish Bacon as food for the atoms.

It is a difficult job. If the atoms are cleaned to long they shrink. Concentration.

Johan Wik adjusting and using our brainwawe ampifier. Here Johan Wik puts the frequency to "Buddha" who was pretty smart. Just to give him a different perspective on stuff.

Here Johan Wik downloads the internet to our computer: Infinitilifity no. 5™. The switch gets very hot because of all the information comming through so he uses a special Handler-stick™ on the switch, while watcing Infinitilifity no. 5™

The Durst LABORATOR 1200 is our connection to world leaders. We tell them what to do. Sometimes they don't listen to us but do as the powerful vegetable industry tels them. It has its dirty tentackels everywere. Beware all.

Johan Wik in front of our Doping-mixer™ it helped Lance Armstrong win all Tour de France compettions the last 7 years and what is the problem? We want humans to do better - that means a better phsyche a better physiche and be in a state of happiness. We are just helping the world. But don't worry - you can also be better - start with a diet of pork, that is the basic human need. Then you can by some of our products, or just send us your money, then we will make sure things work out better for you, using our skills to help you - and remeber: the more you pay the better you will get. Simple, logic and fair. We are just plain good, we know it. But being good is a difficult job - therefore we need your money to ease our lives .