Learn this and we can have a better world in OUR lifetime:
The Bacon Solution is a simple and effective way of getting rid of all the problems between
countries which are at war - soon to begin war - thinking about war, or whatever they want.
Its very simple:
When frying bacon you heat the frying pan to the maximum level of heat, this way you get rid of all the fat. And in the end get a delicious product.
Now, think about two or more countries described as above - then ad the frying bacon concept to it - can you see what will happen - yes you are right. Our brilliant minds at Problemsolvers™ have used this wonderful pork product to solve a world problem. If you don't understand we will make it clearer for you further down this page (if you don't understand it, don't worry. You are just a little stupid - it's ok, you can be a valuable human even though you are to stupid to have figured out what we are talking about. The world needs stupid people to do stupid things, like making art, or other "creative" stuff which is totally useless to everybody but the stupid people themselves, this way all you stupid people entertain each other and leave the rest of us alone to do important things).
Let us make it completely clear: what you for example should have done in war in former Yugoslavia, was that in order to turn up the heat, other countries simply supply all the different groups of people with as much powerful weapons as imaginable- then, after a some time with the heat of war at its maximum you will in the end be rid of all the people who are just plain unnecessary (you will be rid of the fat in the bacon).
Then you end up with all the necessary people who are clever and intelligent and simply superior humans. These people will then be so excellent and alike that they just solve all their problems in no time at all. Simple. Problem solved.